Looking for the perfect gift for a blogger friend who might have a birthday coming up (or something like that)? Well, look no farther than the new Jane & Joe Blogger T-Shirts! Stylish, fashionable, and always in season, the newest additions to the Paul Frankenstein Light Industries & Manufacturing store feature an exclusive "Jane Blogger" or "Joe Blogger" design on an attractive light pink or blue background*. Get yours now! (before all those so-behind-the-times supermodels start buying them)
*Yes, I know that by picking pink and blue I'm perpetuating outmolded stereotypes of gender roles that might affect impressionable minds.**
**Do you really think that a two-inch strip of color is going to adversely affect someone's ideas about gender? 'Cause if you do, then really, you might want to re-evaluate your ideas on the malleability of the human mind.
I did as promised and bought one. Oh, and a thong. Which one will I wear to the next blogger bash???
uh, well i'd buy one, but i don't wear white t-shirts.
Who said anything about t-shirts?
dear santa,
i've been a good, okay, okay, i've been a bad girl. big deal. please send me a jane blogger thong for christmas, so i can continue in my bad girl ways.
think that'll go over well?
I don't see why not.