Yo mama so fat, she authorized a $700 billion bailout of Dairy Queen.

Yo mama political fights on Twitter:

Yo mama so fat, the only Supreme Court verdict she wants to overturn is HomeTown Buffet v. Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, she thinks sub-prime is a steak cut.
Yo mama so fat, McCain refers to her as “Those Ones.”
Your mama so fat, when they asked which menus she reads, she said “You know, all of ‘em.”
Yo mama’s so ugly, Obama said “You can put lipstick on a pig and it would look a lot like yo mama on dollar margarita night.”
you moms so fat ACORN registered her to vote three times.