So I’m standing in (the pretty long) line at Fairway, and a woman of a certain age comes by, eyes the length of the line, exclaims “this is a joke!” and leaves.
It took nearly all my self-control to refrain from saying “No, a joke is when a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey, why the long face?’”
And in other news, today’s Veterans’ Day in the US and Armistice Day in much of the rest of the world. Honor those who have fought on your behalf.
What turnip truck did she just fall off?! Fairway's never been an easy cruise...