My cell phone is dying. The circuit that controls the vibration motor has permanently closed; this effectively means that whenever the battery is attached—whether or not the phone is actually on—it buzzes and vibrates like… well, like a cell phone on perma-vibrate.
It was pointed out at a party last Saturday night that this effectively coverts my phone into a dual-use device; unfortunately, I’m not really equipped to take advantage of it…
Seriously. You should market that.
Would it sound too desperate if I asked if you already threw it away? ;)