Internet Goofery

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Like all internet quizes, I would hardly regard the results as gospel…

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism (“patriotism” for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would’ve left the country.

One bad scenario — as I hypothetically project you back in time — is that you just wouldn’t have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don’t interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930’s, you would not have been a Nazi.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 15% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 28% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 50% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

(via pg)

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So, Paul, if this thing had told you that you would, in fact, have been a Nazi had you been born and raised in Germany in the early 1930s, would you still have posted the results? Just wonderin'.

Interesting question, and I don't really have an answer for you. I'd like to think that I would, but it's hard to say.

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