I Just Can't Put My Finger On It (or, unfortunate choices in cropping photographs)

By Paul on May 9, 2005 9:46 AM | 7 Comments | 1 TrackBack

But there’s something slightly off about the caption for the photo below (taken from this article):

batmanbegins.jpg

Anyone have a better caption?

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Funny As Hell from Three Years of Hell to Become the Devil on May 9, 2005 11:55 PM

I wish I'd come up with anything today as funny as Paul's caption contest for a poorly-cropped photo.... Read More

7 Comments

wildsoda | May 9, 2005 11:07 AM | Reply

"Christian Bale, as Batman, and Katie Holmes' extremely perky left breast, above, in Warner Brothers' 'Batman Cops a Feel'."

Belle | May 9, 2005 11:35 AM | Reply

"Nice breasticies."

deano | May 9, 2005 3:01 PM | Reply

"Christian Bale frowns in disgust while carrying home an over-served Katie Holmes, in Warner Brother's "Batman Is Gay."

Mister Swill | May 9, 2005 6:22 PM | Reply

Silver screen veterans Christian Bale (American Psycho) and Katie Holmes' Breasts (The Gift) star in Warner Brothers' "Batman Begins."

Name | May 10, 2005 11:19 PM | Reply

JESUS CHRIST KATIE HOLMES HAS NICE TITS.

Anon | May 11, 2005 11:24 PM | Reply

Sorry Robin, I'll be embarking on this mission alone.

Cojo | May 12, 2005 1:52 PM | Reply

Either:

"Holy Hard-Nipps Batman!"

or:

Following in the footsteps of Michael Keaton (Batman), Val Kilmer (Batman Returns), and George Clooney (Batman Beyond), Christian Bale (American Psycho) dons the cowl of the black night in Warner Brothers' latest crack at Batman Saga. Pictured above are Bale as Batman and Katie Holmes' (Dawson's Creek) perky-dynamic-duo .

or:

Christian Bale (American Pscho) and an apparently very cold Katie Holmes (Dawson's Creek) star in Warner Brothers' new blockbuster "BATMAN BEGINS"

-Cojo
-Art Juggernaut
www.Artsucks.com

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