The Law Is A Lousy Lover

My friend Shashi tells us why the law is the worst girlfriend he’s ever had:

  • She costs a lot.
  • She’s always needing attention.
  • I’m always trying to make her happy, in fact, I’ve completely conformed my life to her every whim!
  • She says there was no meeting of the minds - I tell her “I subjectively and reasonably feel your love, you need not have realized you’ve given it!”