Paris In The Springtime


So, who did you call from Paris Hilton’s phonebook, and what did they say?

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For a future lawyer, the fine print was mighty concise, and I must say, shockingly untopical.

Hi, is Avril ... is this Avril? Hi, cool. Listen, I got your number from Pa-- hello? Hello?

Hi, Avril? Yes, I think we got cut off ... hello?

Hello, Avril, listen, hold on. Chill out, whatcha yelling for? All I really want to know is why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

I see. Well, promise me I´m never gonna find you fake it. And when in doubt, take off all your preppy clothes.

I was very close to calling Vin Diesel but I held off. I mean I lust after the man but if I ever meet him I don't think I could I look him in the eye. His number is in my palm pilot though for future reference.

"Hi, Fred? It's Paris. How are you, baby? Listen, you might want to change the password on your Sidekick..."

Call my cell. I done it in reverse.

I called P and told him

P, You 'Played with my emotions, You gets no devotion You can't get no love from me, You can't even be my friend '

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