A quick look at the world outside New York:
- North Korea has identified the latest threat to the revolution: those dirty goddamn hippy longhairs. No word on how revolutionary the pompadour is, though.
- Sad? Lonely? Ponder, then, the plight of the only elephant in Alaska.
- Video game or massive Japanese flood-control project? We report, you decide. (I might have link’d this already, but I can’t seem to find it, so here we go again)
- The world’s most expensive coin: now on display in lower Manhattan.
- That’s no moon. It’s a space station (scroll down to the last picture in the story). Related story coming next week: “Space probe lost after photographing mysterious moon”.
It's not a space station either...just close ups of a Sunkist navel orange....
A Californian...
It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy.
Later, Delilah is overheard demanding an apology of Sampson.
A lonely elephant. I am heartbroken.
And it can't even blog.
But seriously-elephants travel the warm jungles in family herds. Imagine a lone polar bear in a South Asian Zoo. Treadmill and all.
Aliens tried to cut Iapetus open to get to the gooey chocolate filling.
Imagine a lone polar bear in a South Asian Zoo.
Is anyone else thinking network pilot??
HE'S A POLAR BEAR IN THE TROPICS... SHE'S AN ELEPHANT ON THE TUNDRA... TORN APART FROM THEIR FAMILIES AND MILES FROM HOME, ALL THEY HAVE IS EACH OTHER... TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME!