I guess the title says it all: 480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch
The money graf:
Unable to separate the skin of the 39-year-old woman from her sofa, 12 Martin County Fire-Rescue workers slid both onto a trailer and hauled her behind a pickup to Martin Memorial Hospital South.
I was totally going to post on that! And on the same day as Julia Child died. Calories, calories everywhere...