For those of you who find my currently infrequent reports to lack verve, excitement, that certain je ne se quai, you might want to check out Ken Goldstein’s version of my trip so far: Black Sheets of Frankenstein, an epic tale of betrayal, revenge, and romance on the high seas!*
And while you’re over there visiting the Donk, don’t forget to check out his pithy tribute to the sonnet: How Much Does a Grecian Urn?
*I’ve been informed by a reliable source that Tyrone Power and Maureen O’Hara are in talks to appear in the film version.
(I would have blogged this earlier, but there were “technical difficulties”, and by “technical difficulties,” I mean that I wasn’t able to access pf.org at all for a few days, not “I was so hungover that I couldn’t find the ‘on’ switch”, no matter what some people may have told you.)
oh your life is soooo exciting
i could plotz
PLOTZ
there i did it
Re: "not 'I was so hungover that I couldn't find the 'on' switch'"
Well, why not?
Sooner or later, I'm sure, I'll be found out. The word will be out that I went around via Google to the various anti-Bush weblogs, and much like a busy little bee, deposited a comment in those weblogs that allow for such.
At one particular weblog I visited, the blogeuse was at the time in despair. Seemingly, indisputable files documenting Dumb'ya's misgovernance grow thicker and even more nauseating daily. Nonetheless, his lead in the polls increases. Ya'know, that's enough to blow anybody's mind. And so, Mr Frankenstein, I asked myself a couple questions. What could be going on? What could be the explanation?
Well, here's some of the comment I left. "Nobody cares to admit that their country willfully elevated a nincompoop to head of state. And then, not too long after that, the nincompoop went on to suborn contravening the Geneva Convention.
It's sort'a like admitting tha'cher favorite aunt gets her jollies from 'communing' with alligators. Aaay, c'mon, that's the best way I know how to phrase it ... gimme a break. For all we know, the current chairman of the Federal Communications Commission checks up on your website DAILY."
And here's the permissible portion of the comment I left.
"Recently, Ted Koppel used his allotment of television time to swirl some sobriety into this country's awareness of Iraq. As the photos of American service personnel, who had been killed in Iraq, were being displayed, Mr Koppel recited their names. As best I can, in my own small way, I'm trying to emulate the man. And so, I'd like you to consider reading the text for a "state of the union" address that I believe is imperative for this country of ours. To get to it, all you need do is click on the below enclosed U.R.L
http://www.bcvoice.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=205
By the way, the proprietors of the www.BCVoice.com website have provided a couple ways for you to leave your comments
Je ne sais quai = "I don't know wharf"?