Play Ball! (or, nothing like a little blasphemy on a Monday mornin')



Jesus Christ, the new centerfielder for the Red Sox, explained after the game that his inability to chase down several fly balls in last night’s game against the Baltimore Orioles was due to a lack of standing water in the outfield.

Hey, you gotta better caption?


Boston shortstop Pokey Reese knew that he'd have a lot of responsibility while filling in for the injured Nomar. He began to reconsider his contract, though, when he realized he would also be chased by dangerous on-field Neandertals.

Captions aside, the highlight of the game came when Damon ended an inning with a running catch on the warning track, then saved some souls in the center field bleachers.

Apparently, chasing down fly balls while being stared at by an original G.I. Joe with Kung-Fu Grip gets Pokey Reese a little...excited, if you can see what I'm getting at.

Jesus Christ was proven wrong in thinking that freeing the Red Sox from the Curse of the Bambino would be easier to handle than that whole Passion thingee...

During the 6th inning of last night's game, Jesus Christ briefly inhabited the body of Red Sox centerfielder Johnny Damon in order to inform shortstop Pokey Reese that "his (Reese's) cup runneth over."

oh johnny damon, you used to be so cute until you went Brawny.

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