As the lovely Ms. Spears (not to be at all confused with the lovely Ms. Spiers) sets off towards ElizabethTaylorville (soon to be renamed JLoburg), we here at pf.org thought that we should, in the spirit of, well, things we'd like to see, offer her some career advice.
See, while Ms. Spears has built her career on artfully manipulated images of near-pedophila, the truth is that the songs she picks are, quite frankly, shitty songs (and, let's face it, they're about domestic violence and domination and submission). She needs better material. And while the work of Ms. Phair ("H.W.C." and "Flower" spring to mind as obvious candidates) would seem to be a natural fit (oddly enough, that's three women named Elizabeth that I've managed to reference in one post—don't worry, I'm not going to drag the Queen into this), we think she needs to reach a little further back into vault, back to the Doors and Howlin' Wolf.
The first single off her next album: Britney sings "Back Door Man".
Nothing to do with the post, just WHEN IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU COMING BACK TO IM? For the love of God, I miss you!!!
I nurture a suspicion that Spiers and Spears are related. With old southern families, the names can get all twisted up over time. (Heck, my name's supposed to be "Starling".) Wouldn't it be funny if they're cousins?