I gotta get myself one of these:
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Another way to surf for internet porn? Light candles first, some soft music...
Oh dear. How I worry.
That's all I'm gonna say.
All I imagine is that thing falling on me and messing up my pretty face.
I suppose it's official now that I'm no fun in bed. Sigh.
Umm...couldn't you just get a laptop?
Another way to surf for internet porn? Light candles first, some soft music...
Oh dear. How I worry.
That's all I'm gonna say.
All I imagine is that thing falling on me and messing up my pretty face.
I suppose it's official now that I'm no fun in bed. Sigh.
Umm...couldn't you just get a laptop?