Cheap, Easy, No-Effort Halloween Costumes (or how to justify not dressing up)

If, at this late stage of the game, you're still stuck without a halloween costume, try some of these cheap, easy, and quick costume ideas:

• The guy who went to a costume party without a costume
• Stanley Tucci
• serial killer ("he was such a nice, quiet man...")
• depressed Red Sox fan
• commuter stuck on a 1 train with too many people on it
• your imaginary twin
• candidate for governor of California
• undercover police officer
• unemployed gay porn star
• pregnant woman (most easily achieved if you are, in fact, both a woman and pregnant)
• off-duty stripper
• office drone
• person with an invisible friend
• man-on-the-street
• drunk guy/gal at office party (for added realism, try this while drunk at an office party)
• blogger