If, at this late stage of the game, you're still stuck without a halloween costume, try some of these cheap, easy, and quick costume ideas:
- The guy who went to a costume party without a costume
- Stanley Tucci
- serial killer ("he was such a nice, quiet man...")
- depressed Red Sox fan
- commuter stuck on a 1 train with too many people on it
- your imaginary twin
- candidate for governor of California
- undercover police officer
- unemployed gay porn star
- pregnant woman (most easily achieved if you are, in fact, both a woman and pregnant)
- off-duty stripper
- office drone
- person with an invisible friend
- man-on-the-street
- drunk guy/gal at office party (for added realism, try this while drunk at an office party)
- blogger
I'm going as a blogger.
Talking about cheap costumes: Bishopjoey went as a "dictator"...