- From Wired: Without Jobs at MacWorld, "the lunatics have apparently decided to take over the asylum".
- Upload a file, do 5 years in the Federal Pen. Little do those guys know that if they did that, then their kids would probably end up in jail...
- The winner of the 2003 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest is from Wetumpka, Alabama: "They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as tightly as that two-flavor entwined string cheese..."
- Eagles Ban Food in New Stadium: So does anyone else think that if Eagles fans are made to eat less, there just might be the chance that they might get even more drunk than they've been in the past?
- I expect Boston to be five games in front at the end of August: Yankees Acquire Benitez from Mets, Red Sox Nation celebrates.
I can't believe I got this Benitez trade from you... since I am a Mets fan, I'm just glad that they're getting rid of all these busts. How to get rid of Mo Vaughn I wonder...
As with the Yankees, I like Rivera and Soriano.