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To: The bald guy eating lunch outside on Third Avenue

From: Us

Re: Hairstyles

Just say no to the combover. And really, really, really just say no to hairplugs.

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I missed him (blinded by the not-so-distant memory of white chocolate and raspberry mousse) but if your face at the time is any indication of the extent of your horror, I shall concur and demand mercy on our poor good tastes and sophistications, which forbid hairplugs, running shorts on obese people with erections, and fuschia shirts (that I am so sorry for thinking you'd wear I'll never do it again i swear.)


Marie - a la dutch.

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