Goddamn Department of Fucking Transportation

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Would someone please explain to me what the fuck was up with the fucking bumper-to-bumper traffic jam on the fucking BQE at fucking 3 fucking o'fuckingclock in the fucking morning?

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Did you drink enough coffee this morning?

Ah, thanks. It's been years since I've heard someone speaking the mother tongue.

um, you don't have a car...and what were you doing out at 3am?

nice to see that you can curse like a native.

You don't have to own a car to be able to drive one, right?

no you don't, but then you're not telling the complete story.

Perhaps it is not my tale to tell.

*waves arms frantically*

Paul, you should know that the best quality hookers can be found over on the West Side Highway that time of night. Native New Yorker my ass...

My bad. Sorry about that.

nothing its just fucking NYC
and its getting worse and worse every day
we need a few tunnels and bridges
to deal with this crap
or bring back car pools or something
where are the helicopter cars when we need them?

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