Writing bad poetry is harder than it looks, particularly when you're trying to write bad poetry on purpose.
today it will rain yet again i shall refrain from shooting my brain this endless gray is ruining my day and making me wish i was norma ray i would sue the sky and make demands way high that this endless rain go away forever and again
hows that?
Try writing good poetry; that's how most bad poetry gets started.
What I love, is when it's SOOOO BAD, that it's good. Kind of like me. :)
I helped edit my college literary 'zine. One chick, obviously a vegan, submitted a poem that began:
Hail Mary, full of grace, Slabs of flesh upon my plate.
That became, for those of us involved in that effort, the ne plus ultra of bad poetry.
today it will rain
yet again
i shall refrain
from shooting my brain
this endless gray
is ruining my day
and making me wish
i was norma ray
i would sue the sky
and make demands way high
that this endless rain
go away forever and again
hows that?
Try writing good poetry; that's how most bad poetry gets started.
What I love, is when it's SOOOO BAD, that it's good. Kind of like me. :)
I helped edit my college literary 'zine. One chick, obviously a vegan, submitted a poem that began:
That became, for those of us involved in that effort, the ne plus ultra of bad poetry.