It's after six p.m. on Valentine's Day. You should be
- Getting ready to go out with your one true love
- Checking your bank balance to make sure that you can pay for dinner with your one true love
- Screaming at the florist for having misdelivered flowers that were intended for your one true love
- Screaming at your one true love
- Panicking because you lost the stinking three-months-of-salary rock you were going to give your one true love
- Well on your way to getting stinking drunk
- Any combination of the above
Whatever you should be doing, you shouldn't be reading someone else's blog.
G. You might be living in another part of the world.
Well, I am not on my way to get stinking drunk on a combination of over the counter cold medicines.
Thanks for being here and there!
Uh, I mean I AM on my way. Oh, I don't know, I don't feel so good.
what is this one true love you speak of? where can i find one?
Uh, yeah. Some of us are still at our jobs...