Search requests in the month of January:
| 2002 christmas seasick | shania twain superbowl lipsync | steve ballmer monkeyboy |
| she sells sea shells on the sea shore | campari younger brother alcohol | please sir may i have another |
| where can i find information on the explosion yesterday?? | safari ebay bug cookies | flying pigs meat |
| gollum on halftime show | alternate covers for the book buried onions | bimbo towers paris france |
| pubic hair waxing pictures | caryn loves suck | how to write a corny love letter examples |
| ornothology scandal | minority report muscle tee shirts | garlic bread and jack astors and recipe |
| college drunk partygirl | chinese pronunciation of fortune cookie | the joy of cooking bruchetta recipe |
| crossword actually finishing | williamsburg girl hipster blog | gay unemployed depressed atheist |
| pictures of girls in wet white shirts and g strings | sex advice pictures waxing | rectal thermometer pictures |
| socks catfight | people infected by the mexican worm | female bacterian camel |
| how to impress a girl | depressed eagles fans | psoriasis personal dating ads |
| deck hand job boat mediterranean | mexican ring tunes sample | danish phrases date dinner girl |
| not boyfriend material | spiers sex | navel pictures of european women |
| catering hawaiian food for a luau in los angeles | danish sex fair | i like you as a friend |
| real sex pheromones of america | new york waxing pubic | catfight wedgie |
| trombone contest solo 2003 march euro | what is it about british men? cheap drunk and stiff lipped | don't like liv tyler |
| short skirt big pictures | chris and fiona having sex | leah mclaren waxing |
| pictures of infected bellybuttons | wonderful thing about the atlantic ocean | women gold hair how need sex |
and it surprises you that you're pornographic?
You get all the "cool" search strings!
You realize that posting those things actually increases your chances of getting googled by those?
Then again, you do want those thing...
Absolutely. Self-referential algorithms are king.
MacHall's googlism, sadly, was not quite as amusing as these: in fact, MacHall came up third or fourth for quite some time when googling 'Digimon Porn'.
Of course, once they ran a strip about that, they immediately got bumped up to 1st place :D