So would somebody explain to me why I never end up at parties like this?
(I will admit that this sort of thing is usually the other Paul's bailiwick (whom, incidentally, is celebrating his 30th birthday today), but hey, sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do...)
ew - do you really want to be at a party like that?
Gee, everything there was so...white...
Yeah, ew, do you really want to be at a party like that? I do. That's why I linked to every one of those parties for a year and a half.
I couldn't open the link... :( I'll just imagine it was very debaucherous.