Strange Brew

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Real search engine queries, and my answers:

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No, and no.

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Well, they're young and stupid. On the flip side, however, there are certain rampant advantages to younger men...

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Not here, move along.

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Um, no, but if you ever find the right site, send it along.

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Not physically possible.

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Never been to either Cancun or Canada.

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Apparently she is.

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Like, what's up with the Modern Pentathalon?

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For storing girls or what?

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The only wet T-shirts around here belong to me, and I'm sure that you don't want to see them.

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So, are we talking about real pigs?

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Clearly the war on drugs has forgotten our neighbor to the north.

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It's called a pork chop, my friend.

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I don't even know where this one came from.

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That's gotta hurt.

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OK, but only after next Tuesday.

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Why hello, Mrs. Robinson.

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I didn't know that they could.

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And why isn't it?

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Well, like, duh. That should be obvious.

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what? no pictures of noodles anywhere on your site? c'est tres bizarre...

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