The Olive Garden Would Be A Bad Idea, Too

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HereIType: whatever you do, never, ever take her to a strip mall.

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it's important that we get the word out.

But--to clarify--a dumpster behind the right bakery would be fine.

Ironically, a dumpster behind a stripmall would be such a bad idea it would twist around the bend and become a great idea!

i feel so misunderstood.

Doesn't it do your heart a world of good to know that an Olive Garden is opening at 23rd & 6th?

(to go with the Chevy's and the Applebee's on 42nd St. -- next thing you know, they'll open a Sizzler across the street from Peter Luger and a Red Lobster next to Aquavit)

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