A blog roundup, Haiku-style.
This was done by trained professionals. Please don't try this at home.
| Davezilla: | An obtuse reader Says "Don't Mess With Godzilla." Dave applies smackdown. | 
| The Daily Dose: | The long sunset waits, A horse stands, all saddled up. Happy Trails To You. | 
| Capital Influx: | Age-old angst arrives; Existential thoughts weigh heavy. Oooh! Business Card Art. | 
| Asparagirl: | Flash meets Kikkoman. California beckons. Happy Trails, part deux? | 
| Edie Singleton: | Nerve experiment: Success? Failure? Or more dates? Lapdogs: Man's best friend. | 
| Liz Maryland: | Freelancing: it sucks. Unemployment sucks harder. Can't sleep? Buy new boots. | 
| jish.nu: | Macrovision rules! No, not the dvd stuff. I wanna nickname. | 
| Jane Galt: | MT: Living large. New design, same great content. See you in Dakar. | 
| The Blog Of Chloe And Pete: | Working DVD means Bollywood mania! Everybody clap! | 
| I Bet You Like To Watch: | The big Three-Zero. Time to reflect, remember, Time for next chapter. | 
| Meeshness: | Aspen was really great. Ready to take all questions. That makes us happy. | 
| The Illuminated Donkey: | Takes internet quiz: Ken is a really nice guy. You weren't always sure? | 
| Ain't No Bad Dude: | Landed in London. Blog celebrated one year. He ain't so bad, dude. | 
| Here I Type: | Boyfriend now in town. The curse has been vanquished. Stocked up on groceries? | 
| Goddess For A Day: | Friend needs dental help. Look out for Heather's elbow! Thanks for insurance. | 
| Glennalicious: | Christmas in Cancun: The trip once was a quartet. Now flying solo. | 
| Mighty Girl: | An eBay catfight! Claws out, Visa cards are drawn. Smurfy robe finds home. | 
| luminescent: | A man boiling socks invites a friend for dinner. Worst Roommate ever? | 
| little.red.boat: | A dramaturgist: That's one line gone already. You should read this blog. | 
| Karlotta: | Loves her man to death; Living an old Police song. Remembers wool socks. | 
| joy.blogspot.com: | Sarah has new layout; Redesign ate my browser. Must use IE now. | 
| JOHO the Blog: | Smart man, big issues: This stuff makes my brain go "ow!" Keep up the good work. | 
| Nicholas Tang: | One-button mouse sucks: Only OS X issue. Could get used to this. | 
| Michelle Foster: | Grumpy and tired. Burnout arriving so soon? Santa knows who's nice. | 
| Mike Whybark: | Back in the saddle; Comic book reviews galore. Bellepheron lives! | 
| Off the Kuff: | Donkeys lose Texas, K-Mart cops getting busted; Life in Lone Star State. | 
| Objectionable Content: | On the road again Flannel PJs, unshaven Oooh! Business Card Art! | 
| not.so.soft | Holiday snaps and a trivia challenge A life spent misread? | 
| Rough Days for a Gentil Knight: | R. Allan Baruz: Poetry in XML. A Renaissance Stud. | 
| The Busblog: | Channeling the Beats Pissing off the WSJ Tony Pierce is God. | 
| Useless: | No longer trapped, Wandering the world o'er Fancy hotels suck. | 
| This Fish Needs a Bicycle: | Monologue with self; Inner Goddess is routed. Need firmware upgrade. | 
| Wildsoda: | Caffeine pills don't suck Being debt-free doesn't suck Suck levels are down. | 
| www.serialdeviant.org: | Penis and laptop That always gets a big laugh. The internet rules. | 
| Rossi Rant: | Cabbie speaks English! I will call the New York Times. Too bad he's a nut. | 
| Wrap Me Up In It | SAD strikes once more; Who will cheer up the cheerless? The little match girl. | 
| What's New, Pussycat? | Confidence Crisis: Where does confidence come from? She wants to shag Ken. | 
| Ultrasparky | A nurse with tweezers: A Total Recall moment. The follies of youth. | 
| La Blogatrice: | Virtual Roommates: This room is getting crowded Happy Trails, part trois? | 
| Shallow Thoughts | Once she was the bug; Now things are rolling her way. She's the windshield. | 
| Up Yours -- and more helpful hints: | Spam pisses her off; She's gonna hunt someone down. Perilous PMS. | 
Goodness.
Frankenstein's novel:
Forsaken for haiku now?
Such profound effort!
uh - wow paul. alphabetical and all. don't haikus have to include a reference to a season?
this is very impressive. inspiring, even.
Oh, Paul, you're so creative. :) Teriffic job!
Technically, haikus should contain a reference to a season, so these are senryu, not haiku.
Of course, all haikus should really be in Japanese, so...
So what you're saying is that you're a LIAR?!?
aw, shucks, thank you, Paul.
Bollywood manic, indeed.
Probably need meds.