A blog roundup, Haiku-style.
This was done by trained professionals. Please don't try this at home.
| Davezilla: |
An obtuse reader Says "Don't Mess With Godzilla." Dave applies smackdown. |
| The Daily Dose: |
The long sunset waits, A horse stands, all saddled up. Happy Trails To You. |
| Capital Influx: |
Age-old angst arrives; Existential thoughts weigh heavy. Oooh! Business Card Art. |
| Asparagirl: |
Flash meets Kikkoman. California beckons. Happy Trails, part deux? |
| Edie Singleton: |
Nerve experiment: Success? Failure? Or more dates? Lapdogs: Man's best friend. |
| Liz Maryland: |
Freelancing: it sucks. Unemployment sucks harder. Can't sleep? Buy new boots. |
| jish.nu: |
Macrovision rules! No, not the dvd stuff. I wanna nickname. |
| Jane Galt: |
MT: Living large. New design, same great content. See you in Dakar. |
| The Blog Of Chloe And Pete: |
Working DVD means Bollywood mania! Everybody clap! |
| I Bet You Like To Watch: |
The big Three-Zero. Time to reflect, remember, Time for next chapter. |
| Meeshness: |
Aspen was really great. Ready to take all questions. That makes us happy. |
| The Illuminated Donkey: |
Takes internet quiz: Ken is a really nice guy. You weren't always sure? |
| Ain't No Bad Dude: |
Landed in London. Blog celebrated one year. He ain't so bad, dude. |
| Here I Type: |
Boyfriend now in town. The curse has been vanquished. Stocked up on groceries? |
| Goddess For A Day: |
Friend needs dental help. Look out for Heather's elbow! Thanks for insurance. |
| Glennalicious: |
Christmas in Cancun: The trip once was a quartet. Now flying solo. |
| Mighty Girl: |
An eBay catfight! Claws out, Visa cards are drawn. Smurfy robe finds home. |
| luminescent: |
A man boiling socks invites a friend for dinner. Worst Roommate ever? |
| little.red.boat: |
A dramaturgist: That's one line gone already. You should read this blog. |
| Karlotta: |
Loves her man to death; Living an old Police song. Remembers wool socks. |
| joy.blogspot.com: |
Sarah has new layout; Redesign ate my browser. Must use IE now. |
| JOHO the Blog: |
Smart man, big issues: This stuff makes my brain go "ow!" Keep up the good work. |
| Nicholas Tang: |
One-button mouse sucks: Only OS X issue. Could get used to this. |
| Michelle Foster: |
Grumpy and tired. Burnout arriving so soon? Santa knows who's nice. |
| Mike Whybark: |
Back in the saddle; Comic book reviews galore. Bellepheron lives! |
| Off the Kuff: |
Donkeys lose Texas, K-Mart cops getting busted; Life in Lone Star State. |
| Objectionable Content: |
On the road again Flannel PJs, unshaven Oooh! Business Card Art! |
| not.so.soft |
Holiday snaps and a trivia challenge A life spent misread? |
| Rough Days for a Gentil Knight: |
R. Allan Baruz: Poetry in XML. A Renaissance Stud. |
| The Busblog: |
Channeling the Beats Pissing off the WSJ Tony Pierce is God. |
| Useless: |
No longer trapped, Wandering the world o'er Fancy hotels suck. |
| This Fish Needs a Bicycle: |
Monologue with self; Inner Goddess is routed. Need firmware upgrade. |
| Wildsoda: |
Caffeine pills don't suck Being debt-free doesn't suck Suck levels are down. |
| www.serialdeviant.org: |
Penis and laptop That always gets a big laugh. The internet rules. |
| Rossi Rant: |
Cabbie speaks English! I will call the New York Times. Too bad he's a nut. |
| Wrap Me Up In It |
SAD strikes once more; Who will cheer up the cheerless? The little match girl. |
| What's New, Pussycat? |
Confidence Crisis: Where does confidence come from? She wants to shag Ken. |
| Ultrasparky |
A nurse with tweezers: A Total Recall moment. The follies of youth. |
| La Blogatrice: |
Virtual Roommates: This room is getting crowded Happy Trails, part trois? |
| Shallow Thoughts |
Once she was the bug; Now things are rolling her way. She's the windshield. |
| Up Yours -- and more helpful hints: |
Spam pisses her off; She's gonna hunt someone down. Perilous PMS. |
Goodness.
Frankenstein's novel:
Forsaken for haiku now?
Such profound effort!
uh - wow paul. alphabetical and all. don't haikus have to include a reference to a season?
this is very impressive. inspiring, even.
Oh, Paul, you're so creative. :) Teriffic job!
Technically, haikus should contain a reference to a season, so these are senryu, not haiku.
Of course, all haikus should really be in Japanese, so...
So what you're saying is that you're a LIAR?!?
aw, shucks, thank you, Paul.
Bollywood manic, indeed.
Probably need meds.