Hey, kids! Tired of fighting the crowds on "Don't Buy Anything Day"? Don't know what to get that special person for the holidays?
Well, have no fear! All of your holiday shopping needs can be met at the Paul Frankenstein Light Industries and Manufacturing Emporium!
That's right -- you can do all of your holiday shopping online and from the comfort of your own home!
- Is there a cook in the family? Well, they're sure to love a "Shun Our Dessert!" apron! Practical and stylish, this heavy-duty apron (I own one!) features an intriguing saying ripped totally out of context from an email from a girl who's
no longer speaking to mespeaking to me again. Everyone loves it!
- Everyone has friends who don't quite know how to tell people where they stand in the blogosphere. Well, the "I Am A Z-List Blogger" long-sleeved T is the perfect way to get the word out! Soon everyone will know where they are in the blogging food chain!
- Do you have a new niece or nephew who's going through that potty phase and can speak fluent French? Well, neither do I, but, if I had one, I'd give them an "En cas d'urgence gardez votre calme" toddler shirt! It's going to be all the rage in preschool!
- Do you have a girlfriend who thinks that life is just passing her by? The "New York"* thong fits the bill perfectly! I personally guarantee that whenever these undies are worn, something (exciting!) will happen to you.
*full name is "New York is the sort of town where anything can happen and usually does. It just doesn't happen to me."
- Just can't find that certain something for Uncle Morty? Well, why not give him a "This Is Not My Beautiful Beer!" beer stein! With all 22 ounces of this stunning ceramic beer mug, he'll never forget which beer belongs to him again and end up drinking them all!
- Everybody's sat down to blog something while under the influence, and everyone's regretted it the following morning. But the "Friends Don't Let Friends Blog Drunk" sweatshirt will remind you that friends don't let friends do that! And the long sleeves are perfect for covering up those needle tracks, too!
- And finally, know a blogger who's the living embodiment of the perfect blogger? Well, let the world know by giving them Joe Blogger or Jane Blogger T-shirts!
And don't forget: that's just a small sample of the nearly 50 different items available at the Paul Frankenstein Light Industries and Manufacturing Emporium! So don't delay and buy today!