In the continuing saga of American (and Canadian) women vs. British men, I am pleased to report that Gywneth Paltrow has, in fact, been asked out on a date by an Englishman. The lucky (brave?) fellow is a rock star by the name of Chris Martin (no, I've never heard of him either -- I guess that's what I get for being an ol' fuddy-duddy). I think that I saw a report about Heather Graham not having problems with the hospitality of the English male, but I couldn't find anything in a quick web search (help me out, guys?)....
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Field Correspondent Jane Galt reports on a British study that suggests that shorter women are more successful in attracting long-term mates than tall women. Hmmm.
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I'm sure that by now you've all read the heart-warming story of how a single Instapundit link lead to true love for Chris Kanis. But let's face it. Didn't we all start blogging in the vain hope that we'd be able to pull? (true story: I built the first version of this web site to impress a girl. And it was a very impressive website for 1998. The only catch was that I'm pretty sure that she never looked at it. C'est la vie, eh?) Hell, let's face it. The reason why most men do anything is in the hope that it'll impress a girl (unless you're the sort of fellow who prefers the company of men, in which case it's to impress a guy).
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This just in from Jane Galt: hot chicks (and hot guys) have an unfair advantage in life. In other news, the sky is blue, the moon is not made out of cheese, puppies are cute, and beer goggles aren't just a product of your imagination. Film at 11.
Chris Martin is from the band Coldplay. He's the singer.