The Official This Is Not My Beautiful Beer Store is now open for business. Go buy a bunch of stuff (now, before I realize that my prices are ridiculously low and jack them up).
What? You're still here? Think about it. Where else will you be able to buy a shirt that "addresses issues of gender, power, dominance, identity, and control in a cheeky, sexy post-modern fashion statement"?
So go and buy stuff already.