Perhaps the best summary of The Two Towers yet: THE TWO TOWERS (condensed)
By Molly Winter.
Warning: this link may induce laughter. We do not recommend the consumption of beverages while reading it.
Vid: January 2003 Archives
The IMBD is running a poll to figure out what New Line Cinema will do to keep the LOTR franchise alive after The Return of the King is out.
My favorite options are:
- Release the three LOTR films as one twelve-hour, two intermission movie marathon
- Give Charile Kaufman The Simarillion and see what he can do with it.
- Get taggers to think that "Frodo Lives" is some new, cool gang slang
- Release DVD versions where you can edit Liv Tyler OUT
(Link updated to reflect the results of the poll)
Dave Barry on LOTR: The Two Towers: Why Can't They Just Lose The Ring In The Sink?
