Taken from Lady Crumpet:
Seven Things To Do Before I Die: 1. Climb Mt. Rainier 2. Write a novel 3. Learn to play guitar 4. Get mentioned in the New York Times 5. See the aurora borealis 6. Drive a road course in a high-performance vehicle 7. See Einstein on the Beach in a live production
Seven Things I Can’t Do: 1. Understand the alpha channel in Photoshop 2. Not lose my temper when I see the President on television 3. Pick out colors 4. Suffer fools gladly 5. Know what a good hairstyle on me is 6. Stop procrastinating 7. Drink root beer
Seven Things That Attract Me To Blogging: 1. The worldwide adulation 2. The groupies 3. The piles of cash 4. My lust for glory 5. My dream of becoming the leader of a religious cult that worships the aurora borealis 6. My obsessive desire to make it impossible to google the other Paul Frankenstein 7. On the internet, everyone’s an expert
Seven Things I Say Most Often: 1. [redacted] 2. [expletive deleted] 3. [censored] 4. [blasphemous] 5. [possibly defamatory] 6. [banned by the FCC] 7. [Even Nixon didn’t use this one]
Seven Movies That I Love: 1. Ran 2. The Right Stuff 3. 2001: A Space Odyssey 4. Wings of Desire 5. Young Frankenstein 6. Time Bandits 7. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Seven Musical Works I Can Listen To Over and Over: 1. Tosca 2. Le Sacre du Printemps 3. Bach’s Six Suites for Solo Cello 4. Strauss’ Four Last Songs 5. Blue Wonder Power Milk 6. Beethoven’s Piano Concerto #4 in G 7. Le Nozze di Figaro
