My brother helpfully translates a kid’s guide to tomorrow’s German general elections.
My favorite part:
The PDS (Partei des Demokratischen Sozialismus, Party of Democratic Socialism) was the party that was always voted for in GDR, East Germany.
That’s a really nice way of saying that they’re a bunch of godless pinko commies…
Well, they were the party of choice!
I personally like how the paper talks about the worker’s blood for its party of choice and finishes up on an extremely ambivalent note about the Left. Ach, Wessis…