"And then you loosen your pants and drop a ferret down the front."

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Yeah, you heard that right. One assumes that large quantities of alcohol are consumed prior to the pant-ferret interaction.

Why? I’m guessing there really must be nothing to do on Saturday night out there.

*Nothing on Google about this.

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It’s generally known as ferret legging.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&c2coff=1&q=ferret+legging&btnG=Search

But I still have no idea if it’s real or not.

I’ve gotten an update via e-mail from London. It’s posted here. One of the disturbing new “facts” is that it’s illegal to wear undershorts.

Well, that would just be cheating.

I suppose when they get really festive they toss a haggis down the other leg, or something…

I saw that on some show just a few weeks ago.

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