Why is it that women with curly hair spend so much time and energy straightening their hair and women with straight hair spend so much time and energy trying to make it curly?
Why is it that women with curly hair spend so much time and energy straightening their hair and women with straight hair spend so much time and energy trying to make it curly?
Because we all hate ourselves.
It’s the grass-is-always-greener syndrome: we always want what we can’t have.
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Because they are, how shall I put this, retarded.
Except for my sister. She’s just folically bipolar.