I'm sure that everyone has heard by now about the 6th-grader who was suspended for three days for bringing the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue to school. But don't you think that this quote is a little suspicious?
"[Superintendent Tim] Swarr said he had never seen SI's swimsuit edition before."
Maybe he meant to say that he'd never seen this year's swimsuit issue before...
Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever actually looked at a SI swimsuit edition. I’ve seen ads for it on television, and I’ve certainly been aware of it for, well, decades. I guess I’ve always wanted my pr0n to be the full deal. ;)