Keyless car locks failed en masse in Vegas on Friday: "'Maybe it's those little green men up north,' said Nellis Air Force Base spokesman Mike Estrada, whose own keyless entry system failed."
X-Files buffs will note that Nellis AFB is not only where the Air Force tests all its ultra-top-sekret aircraft (U-2, SR-71, F-117A, B-2, and the legendary and possibily mythical Aurora project, to name a few), but it's also the home to the legendary Area 51, center of many UFO fanatics' fevered fantasies.
Another theory revolves around an attempted casino robbery.
Oh, and in other news, it looks like the Governor of Texas is gay.
