Eurotrash analyzes what the main characters in Lord of The Rings would be like in bed:
Aragorn: Providing one could overcome the almighty stench - baths are for wimps and women - one would get a hell of a pounding from the Son of Arathorn. Oh dear me yes. No foreplay with this big boy warrior, just POW! Spread 'em baby here I come. ...
Damn, she's good.
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