Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Since you never know when you might get sucked into a dimensional vortex and end up in Imperial Rome, you should study up on your Latin by visiting Handy Latin Phrases, featuring:

• Ita erat quando hic adveni. (It was that way when I got here.)
• Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. (The designated hitter rule has got to go.)
• Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. (You know, the Romans invented the art of love.)
• Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? (How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?)

and many many more.