Ladies and Gentlemen, the 2003 All-Name NFL Draft Team:
| OFFENSE | DEFENSE |
| QB: Kliff Kingsbury | DT: Montique Sharpe |
| RB: Malaefou Mackenzie | DT: Tron Lafavor |
| FB: Ovie Mughelli | DE: Osi Umenyiora |
| WR: Taco Wallace | DE: Tully Banta-Cain |
| WR: Wilbur "Billy" McMullen Jr. | ILB/MLB: Hunter Hillenmeyer |
| TE: Vishante Shiancoe | OLB: Boss Bailey |
| OT: Courtney Van Buren | OLB: Pisa Tinoisamoa |
| OT: Makoa Freitas | CB: Blue Adams |
| OG: Montrae Holland | CB: Sammy Davis |
| OG: Vince Manuwai | S: Curry Burns |
| C: Ryan Pontbriand | S: Jeremy "Siddeeq" Shabazz |
When I was a kid, I had a couple of “sports lists” books. One of them had a list of Tweediest Ivy League Football Names. The best name from that list (the only one I still remember all these years later) was Cosmo Iacavazzi. If that’s not one of the all-time great names, I don’t know what is.
This is brilliant, Paul. Put it up on Mimeograph, too.
The way I figure, any draft that features guys named Taco, Tron, and Blue can’t be all bad, eh?
aw, geez, maula TB is error prone too!
manual. m-a-n-u-a-l. manual.
grmble grmble