Don't Download This Song

Weird Al’s We Are The World-style anti-downloading anthem: Don’t Download This Song:

You don’t want to mess with the RIAA
They’ll sue you if you burn that CD-R
Doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma or a seven-year-old-girl
They’ll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are

It is, of course, available as a free download from Weird Al’s site.