As a lawyer, you never want to a judge tell you that
The court cannot determine the substance, if any, of the Defendant’s legal argument, nor can the court even ascertain the relief that the Defendant is requesting. The Defendant’s motion is accordingly denied for being incomprehensible.
Plus, there’s a footnote that cites an Adam Sandler film.
This only makes me want to see the original motion. You know, for research purposes.