Make Rick Rich

Professional gadabout and man-about-town Rick Bruner has been driven insane by the daily avalanche of spam he has to fend off and has been sent to a small white room with padded walls where the nice men in white coats try to help him. Fortunately for us, before they took him away, he was inspired by the madness to create a line of CafePress t-shirts celebrating spam.

Please buy one; he’s paying the nice doctors with the proceeds from these shirts (or, in the alternative, buy one of my shirts).