Words of Wisdom Found In Spam

From a spam I got this morning:

The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are. It is twice the pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
None are more taken in by flattery than the proud, who wish to be the first and are not. It is a miserable state of mind to have few things to desire and many things to fear.
I learned why they’re called wonder drugs — you wonder what they’ll do to you. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins; live out of your imagination, not your history.
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.

Half-expected to see “Learn Chinese” and “Your Lucky Numbers are…” at the bottom.