The strangest thing I've ever seen in my Amazon Gold Box:
The Beef Jerky Works Kit! I thought that it was a caulking gun at first, and then had to spend several minutes trying to wrap my brain around the concept of a beef jerkey kit. It is, as it turns out, not a caulking gun at all, but rather a "jerky gun" (with three attachments, no less!). I'll leave that one for you to ponder.
I don't know why I had such trouble with the idea; after all, "homemade jerky is fun, easy, and economical!"