Beached Whales of the World, Unite!

Gothamist is running a story on guy who wear women's low-cut jeans, for "the look ... [they] let the guys show off a little flash of flesh, just like the girls."

Now this might work if your day job is coverboy for Men's Fitness, but I dare say that the sight of a regular fella (for example, me) sauntering down the street, t-shirt riding up over a walrusesque belly, would not be the most inspiring vision ever.

And a cityful of robust gentlemen sporting low-riding jeans would, I would venture, resemble nothing more than a beach full of elephant seals vying for supremacy.