Ladies, Gentlemen, and the rest of you usual suspects, I present the lovely Ravenwolf:
She's seen here (click on the image for a larger version of the pic) modelling the practical and attractive "This Is Not My Beautiful Beer!" T-shirt. If you'd like your own shirt, you can try to win one of the contests that periodically show up on this site, or, if you're the impatient type, you could just visit the the Paul Frankenstein Light Industry & Manufacturing Emporium and order one for yourself!