I have two free tickets to an Off-Off-Broadway play here in the city called The Darling Family. Here's a review so you guys know that it's a good show, worth seeing (particularly for the low low price of free), and that I'm not just trying dump tickets that I wouldn't use anyway.
First person to email me with a good reason (be creative, folks) why they should get the tickets gets them.
(Oh, and since this is a NYC show, this special offer is only open to New Yorkers (and people in the New York vicinity), unless you're willing and able to come to the big bad city on very short notice (it closes on Sunday) to see the show)