So much to talk about, so little time

Want Jimmy Carter’s (or Rush Limbaugh’s) home phone number? This guy broke in to the New York Times’ internal network and was able to dig it up. For some reason, the Times itself hasn’t seen fit to print this story.

And speaking of the Times… Whoops, he did it again. Hank Kissinger gets caught lying (again) about the past. In brief: Kissinger claims that Taiwan "was only mentioned briefly" during the first meeting he had with Chinese Prime Minister Zhou Enlai. Well, Henry must be using a different dictionary than the rest of us, because recently released documents show that the first third of that meeting was devoted entirely to the (understandably tricky) topic of Taiwan.

Baby Giant Squid.