So it's taking me a little while to get back into the swing of things.
Monday's fortune cookie read
You will soon be crossing the great waters.
Personally I think that it could be interpreted many ways, but the most obvious isn't exactly comforting.
And then yesterday's fortune cookie said
Make an extra effort to prioritize your tasks.
Which could simply be another way of saying "Get yer affairs in order, pal."
Hmm.
Maybe I should stop eating Chinese takeout for a while.