Ladies and gentlemen, I present Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft.
Click on the picture to download the whole video. This is one of the strangest, most disturbing video clips I've ever seen on the net. This is a man who is in charge of a company that had 22 billion dollars in revenue last year. Remember this, all you readers out there who own MSFT stock.
The Register suggests that this is Ballmer's screen test for Planet of the Apes.
Personally, I'm leaning towards the "chemically fueled" theory myself. Of course, the question is which chemical(s)....